Nothing by me in the literature section this week, they did a holiday special. With seven great drawings by the unsurpassed Joost Swarte throughout. Images he did for a calendar* that will be in the bookstores in August. If Joost Swarte is right, we are in for disaster. Otger and I went to the library today, for his holiday supply. He asked how many books he can borrow maximum. Fifty. FIFTY! You can borrow FIFTY books from the Toronto Public Library, and you can keep them up to SIX weeks. Membership is free. And it gets better. We decided fifty books would be a bit much. So Otger took ten books and went to the check out. One of the books had no stickers, no stamps, no library identification of any sort. Unread and brand new. Where did we find it, the librarian asked. On the shelf, between the other books. She asked the other librarians what to do. And they decided "finders keepers", so Otger got the book and doesn't have to take it back. This is one fantastic library. And we have a fantastic bakery too, it turns out. I was late, only one bread left, and a tiny one. I took both and wanted to pay. The girl at the counter asked the baker how much is the tiny bread. The baker said he made it from some left over dough, and just put it between all the other bread in the shop, figuring some customer would ask how much is the tiny bread, and that he would then say it was free. So now, almost five o'clock, he could finally give away his tiny bread. Sweet! Anyway, where were we, Otger had his ten books to take to Quebec. And I had promised him one from the bookstore, where he also bought another two with his own money. So now he is taking thirteen books. I hope he will come out of his tent to eat and shower, and go to the bathroom... or he really will have his constipation.
* It is a strange Dutch tradition to put up "birthday calendars" in bathrooms. So while sitting on the toilet in your friends houses, you check their social status. The more birthdays on their calendar, the more popular they are.