woody allen

The strangest thing happened today. Piffin came home, took the mail out of the mailbox, wanted to trash the junk mail in the paper bin. Hey, there's a CD in this one. Our address is on the envelope, but not our name. It totally looks like junk mail, so Piffin still wants to trash it. Oh, take the CD out, maybe it's something fun. And what do you know, crimes and misdemeanors. Of course we watched it, so now were criminals. No we're not, we'll return the DVD.